Let's have a whole bunch of cute little winding roads and cute little houses painted white and pink and baby blue

GREETINGS FROM AMERICA!!

confession: the last picture is from a different occasion but I am an outfit recycling cretin so apologieees:(( 

BUTTT who really cares because I AM LOVING THIS. America is huge and crazy and completely fascinating, and it has also been so hot so MORE apologies for the very boring outfit BUT I'd like to say something about these shorts. You know when you're about to leave to go somewhere but your outfit isn;t working and you're ten seconds away from getting screamed at by your mum/sister/dad/other sister because you're makING EVERYONE LATE OH MY GOD HURRY UP

So you grab a random pair of shorts from a random cupboard and only when you're halfway down the stairs do you realise they are perfect and fit perfectly and are so comfy wow

Yes. I am talking about these shorts.

Moving on, here's an exciting list of exciting things I've seen in America so far:

1) this man's outfit

2) this yellow schoolbus
I hate to sound like a massive ignoramus but I thought they only existed in things like the Simpsons ((no h8 pls cuz before writing this post I confirmed with several other people that this is a fairly common misconception))

It even has SCHOOLBUS written on the front I am in love<3333

3) hanging traffic lights and many american looking houses in princeton

 <I mean like this (thanks google)

4) egg socks in Macy's

5) many big bridges

6) the statue of liberty in the view from our hotel window ahhh
(shitty pic)

7) this building (and all the others)

I LOVE THIS and byee until my next effusive post xxxxxx

A man without hands came to the door to sell me a photograph of my house

Hii:)

Things that have stopped me from posting:

- the fact that summer turns me into a lazy outfitless slob

- the lack of internet

- my general inadequateness :((

This outfit was the result of me being forcibly removed from my bed to go to lunch with fam which also explains why there are only three photos, as the mother was getting stressy because we were "going to be late" (we were late anyway soOoOo..)

Anyway, it has been so hot here but for SOME REASON I am still pale>:(

Also I've been keeping a summer scrapbook and documenting every day, which has been cooool- I'm leaving for New York in three days which is CRAZY so I'm going to be documenting everything! We're staying in an air bnb in Chicago (my idea ur welcome father xo) and I'm so exciiiited- I'll keep you updated on that one:)

Byeee

P.S.

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AND aw shane dawson love you (I'm a bit behind on news thanks to my internetless abode)

The money’s gone I don’t know where, and this is come from I don’t know where

Hello!!

As you can probably tell I am finally finally on holiday and it is a m a z i n g
Apologies for the shoddy outfit and generally unruly appearance but I love feeling like I have absolutely nothing to do (which is of course a lie- I can feel my common app essay breathing down my neck as I type)

I have so few summer clothes it's a bit of a joke, but hopefully I'm going to be getting some new clothes in the US- if you know any good thrift shops in Chicago let me knowww!! I would be v v grateful

On that note, goodbye for now!